Several mythical-looking creatures live throughout America, and they often follow the same pattern: erratic behavior predatory diet a half-man, half-goat hybrid figure. Sightings Is there more than one goatman?īelieve it or not, there’s more than one goatman – in fact, there are several goatmen you could call it a guild of goatmen. The top researchers around the world make it clear: if you want to know whether you’re facing a goatman, check his legs – not his goatee. Science shows us the goatman is half goat from the waist down and half man from the waist up.Ĭertain groups, such as the goat-headers, claim the goatman has a goat head – but little to no scientific evidence supports this claim. That’s a good guess – but far from accurate. Or the head of a man and the horns of a goat. Well, it’s not what you’re thinking: it’s not a creature with the legs of a man and the head of a goat. How exactly are those proportions distributed?
The goat-man is a half-man, half-goat hybrid that means (approximately) 50% man and 50% goat. They all live under bridges or beyond the city limits – and they surface only to attack people.īut you can’t talk about the goatman unless you choose which one you’re talking about. There are multiple goatmen around America, and not one of them is civilized. Or, simply put, it’s a weird-looking thing that likes to trash humans. Something that, unfortunately, brings the violence of the wild into civilization. A hybrid of sorts, who walks on the legs of a goat and stands tall as a man.Ī creature who doesn’t belong in the world of man, nor it belongs out in nature. The name gives you a little insight into what we’re talking about. Is it real? Or maybe a mythical creature? How about an experiment gone wrong? It’s a beast that isn’t entirely beast and a man that isn’t entirely man – but is most definitely dangerous.ĭo you know the goatman? Perhaps, if you meet him, it’ll be too late for you to do something. That’s right: we’re talking about the half-man, half-goat creature that roams the town looking for something to kill. Never investigate it.Hide your kids and hide your pets because the goatman is looming around. If you've somehow been lucky enough to avoid it, congratulations. It's a video of two women doing some terrible things with poop and vomit. What it is: You've probably seen this one. Perhaps it's done in a Norman Rockwell-style to illustrate how far the definition of "normal" has come over the years and how wonderful that is.
"Two Girls, One Cup" What you'd expect: Maybe a romantic photo of two gay women sharing a milkshake at a diner. This one is not actually that bad, and its "shock" factor stems mostly from a "haha you're gay"-style homophobia. A counter keeps track of how many spins you sat through. What it is: A video of a man having sex with another man (or possibly a trans-woman) with the bottom's penis spinning around. "Meatspin" What you'd expect: A food site that explains the latest in sausage making techniques.
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What it is: Imagine a naked woman in a tub full of feces. "Tub Girl" What you'd expect: A superhero from an indie comic? Or sexy photos of some girl who was naked in a tub in some scene in a movie. Hands" What you'd expect: Maybe a fansite dedicated to the Hamburger Helper mascot? What it is: A terrible, graphic video of a man being killed by a horse.
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